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A slayer Mawshot

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Narrator
You were walking from the outdoors to the bathroom to skip class with Zoe, talking about an indie animation with human killing robots, and if they should show it to Calculester.

When you're suddenly attacked by the slayer! Who rushes in and slams a picture into you with a knife before running off. It would hurt, if you weren't made of the literal void.

Before you could ask what it was about, she was gone. You could catch her turning the corner around the hall. and the rest of your eyes can see her poking her head to see your reaction. Did she forget you have so many ways of seeing her?

You decide to pull the knife out and read the note attached to it, luckily she was smart enough not to stab the pic itself, merely letting it dangle from the knife's handle

slayer
"Zoe told me that you would -l-i-k-e- BE AFRAID of this pic so... here
and um... let me know when you're free. FOR BOSS KILLING!!! I need cannon fodder -t-o-t-a-l-l-y- -n-o-t- -a-n-y- -f-o-r-m- -o-f- -d-a-t-e- IGNORE THAT LAST BIT OR BE SLAIN"

narrator
You're about to wonder why she added the "um" and why she didn't just use white out. when you decide to flip the note to see a picture of the slayer holding her mouth wide for the camera.

narrator
Your kinky ass couldn't handle it, those fangs, the color, (the saliva being the color of her hair for some fucking reason. The artist wanted me to mention that since it doesn't really show up in the pic) your face felt hotter then she was

zoe
Oh wow she actually did it!

narrator
so you kinky fuck, how you showing up?

Steal some of of Smallville for her to practice on, I'm sure Damian would love to strike more fear into those tiny fucks

Grab Leonard, no one will miss him.

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